So, stinking Malcom decided to go swimming in a tub of vaseline while I was in the shower. Kevin, who was watching t.v. rather than his son, failed to notice that he had disappeared into the other room for quite some time. Malc had just received his ritualistic rub down of the cream after he'd gotten out of the bath, so unfortunately the vaseline was within reach. When I came out into the family room and saw him COVERED in vaseline (not to mention the carpet) my first instinct was to start swearing. Kevin quickly jumped up and instructed me to grab the camera. Malcom's only response to my outrage was poking gobs of vaseline into both his "eyes" and "nose" which is all he kept saying - probably because he couldn't see or breathe. Honestly, I can't figure out how he lathered himself so thoroughly. The entire brand new 13 oz. tub was scraped clean. Even now, after about 16 washes, his hair is still recovering. I tell you, this kid is trouble.
13 comments:
Oh Shay..that is hillarious!
What a mess - but what fun pictures! It's crazy what messes they can create!
That stuff needs to be kept under lock and key!
P.S.
For instance, what swear words did you say?
OH MY! I would have went ballistic. Way to grab the camera so we could all enjoy a good laugh!
You have got to be kidding me!! How in the world did you get that out of ANYTHING? Carpet, clothes, hair, skin? On my, oh my! Way to go Kev...way to give "dads" a bad rap!! ;)- hahahah! Stinker little Malc!
Both JJ and Alex did this same thing! Welcome to the club Malc.
shayna, hey, it's me, robin... from the rexburg days! (i was on the talent board, russ's friend, etc etc...)
i came across your blog (via word of mouth) and it is too cute. your boys are amazing!
wow, i think i would have reacted with some severe rage. i sort of hate when my day ends up being a day of washing and scrubbing....
Both my boys did this! All I can say is the camera is the best way to calm down after an event like that.
I'm glad to have found your blog.
Okay, so I've never seen anything funnier. Way to go Kev!! =) And how in the world did you get all of that out of everything?? You know, just in case that happens to me in the next 2 years. =)
Oh, and the swearing thing....what else is new. =)
I just went back to look at those pictures again, and didn't see his pants the first time around. HOly Cow!! What a sweet sweet boy. His pants are COVERED!! That is hilarious.
OH MY GOSH!! That is HILARIOUS!! I seriously can't get over how much he has all over himself..that is pretty talented! Let me know how the cleaning off process goes and how you did it...I think Spencer is well on his way!
And the swearing...that would be right down my alley!
That is horrible! You are super mom for cleaning that up!
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